my goose is cooked

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night

AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED

by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011

goose

The command given to admit defeat by the weaker of the two parties. Only will a true unworthy individual ever fathom saying this humiliating word in the presence of another person.

The whip cracked across her ass when all that could be heard after was,"Jebus Mike, Goose already!"

by mike April 15, 2005

goose

Goose.....pussy, vagina, and or snatch!!!

Yo girl let me get loose on your goose!!!

Oh baby!!!

by Mr.Pickles December 28, 2005

Giuseppe

A typical name for those who have a “MICRO PENIS”

Person 1: Is that Giuseppe?
Person 2: yeah the one with the small dick

by deprisco August 23, 2020

Shit Goose

A terrible pledge

God damnit you stupid Shit Goose, clean that crap up.

by newman November 20, 2003

giusep

a peorson who has add and has a very small wee wee

Jane: hey hun u up for some fun?

Frank: Sorry, im a giusep

by polinay January 5, 2010

goose'n

1. The act of tricking someone, kidding around, or generally being silly.

2. Pulling someone's leg.

Guy 1: Man, I totally jumped off the roof of my house yesterday
Guy 2: Quit goose'n me man, you did not!

by CSP1213 May 27, 2011