12 definitions by newman

Spectacles

The Greek god of expensive sunglasses and all that is obvious.

Guy with orange hat.

by newman June 30, 2003

Shit Goose

A terrible pledge

God damnit you stupid Shit Goose, clean that crap up.

by newman November 20, 2003

Babylonalds

Cancer giving golden arched fast food chain.

" I'm fucking starving, but I'll tell you one thing there's no way I'm eating in Babylonalds"

by newman December 13, 2003

Peish

A slang use of the word Bitch.

You stupid Peish.

by newman March 17, 2004

Coner

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

by newman July 26, 2004

Mung Surprise

When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.

"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."

by newman December 13, 2005

Ewic

Ewic aka Slick Rick aka Bandaid aka Curls...To hook up with an ugly chick that you don't know.

Dude, did you see how drunk that kid was...he pulled an Ewic last night and boned her rotten.

by newman October 25, 2004