ass-colbert

a person with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

His jokes were so bad, the only ones that laughed were a bunch of ass-colbert's that were in denial Trump had won the election!

by Dennis Carlo August 14, 2025

Colon Cooter

Rectum?...Damn near destroyedum!

It's not a Bussy, Terrance. It's a Colon Cooter.

by McTobes January 12, 2026

Snarfle the Cooter

When your dog is so vigorously licking it's privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.

Man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?

by Mr. Word-tastic December 4, 2015

Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017

Me da cólera

1) Literally "It gives me cholera"
2) To be gagged, or stunned

"¡Esa cumbia me da cólera!

by rotterhammer May 12, 2020

Duder with a cooter

Tight homies that are chicks.

High five Bethany, you my duder with a cooter!

by Joebro February 23, 2021

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022