slipknot

Shitty band which you hear when you flick through the shit cable channels on cable or when you flick through the channels and you need to go for a quick piss. They all think it is cool to wear masks and make spazzy noises. They must do that for a living and think that their fans actually like them for their music. If they were blakc they could of qualified for def comedy jam

"And now here is Slipknot with"

"We really do sing like a load of reatards"

Verse 1 man with dreadlocks
We sing like reatards
We sing like reatards We sing like reatards
RETAAAURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chorus Vlade Divac look-a-like
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Verse 2 sung by a proper spaz
We also look like retards
yWe also look like retards We also look like retards

Rest of song for 2 hours
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz retaurdssssssssssssssssssss yeahhhhhhhhhhh gwafarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

KoRn: Wow I wish we were as bad as that!

by Marc July 31, 2004

slippery sam

a shit that falls out fast enough to break the procelin

after I ate the chicken i had the best slippery sam ever.

by Eddy Mac October 9, 2006

slippery pickle

1.)A penis that has shot its load.
2.)A tough situation.

1.) That is one big slippery pickle.
2.) That is one big slippery pickle.

by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003

Slipknot

1. A type of knot used for fastening rope to poles with the ability to tighten and loosen with a slight tug

2. Some crappy nu metal band that goths worship. Cover everything with pentagrams and wear masks because they're too 'hardcore' to show their faces. Part of the nu metal era. See also shitty nu metal bands such as Korn and Linkin Park

1. I tied the tent to the stake with a traditional slip knot.

2. Goth: 'SLIPKNOT RULEZ!!!'
Me: 'Kid, either hang yourself by your bondage pants or listen music worth listening to, like the Locust or Daughters'

by Andrew February 13, 2005

Slipknot

Slipknot rocks. Joey is one of the best drummers that i have ever created. All you people that don't listen to them, I don't really care, but you really need to get a life and do something other than bash them you sick fucks. Go do something that will actually matter. Like killing yourself.

Love,
God :-D

Slipknot ROCKS MY SOCKS

by God December 18, 2004

slipper

they are what the rest of the world calls flip-flops which only white retarded haoles use. Come on, it just sounds reatarded!

I went to grab one slipper to slap that haole that called it a flip-flop

by ork-dork September 8, 2007

Slippery Dolphin

The act of pulling out while doing doggie style, cumming into your open palm, and slapping your partner in the face.

Bro I pulled the slippery dolphin on Jennifer last night. Her face was red and swollen for hours!

by BigDaddyD88 April 24, 2015