oily

when someone is cooler than everyone else; rises to the top. It's like how oil sperates from water. oil being the kick ass people and water being everyone else.
(the definetion should probably be made clear, before or after use, since there is the literal kind of oily. ick)

This is an old term, from somewhere such as Leave It To Beaver.

"she's oil"

"damn that bitch oily"

"What can i say, i'm oily, I rise above the rest"

by April Two Guns December 30, 2005

shaved, oiled and dancing

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.

"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."

by AceTW August 2, 2004

Oilf

Ogre I’d like to fuck.

Shrek is an oilf.

by Spicyspectrum May 18, 2021

Oilers

Edmonton's hockey team. A good hockey team when they make it to the Stanley Cup finals.... A crappy hockey team when they don't.

I was cheering for the Oilers, but the Flames made it to the Finals, so I like them better.

by Jewelzmeister September 14, 2006

oilspill

A very dark-skinned black person usually a male, taken from Daman Wayans describing his nemesis in the movie "The Great White Hype"

Wayans (at press conference towards Artemus): Look at you over there looking like a god-damned oilspill.

by Guinea-Wop-Eggplant May 18, 2006

Oiler

Mild smelling fart, not as offensive as the dreaded yoker but not as sweet smelling as a steaker.

Susan adroitly let out a few oilers during Sunday's church service.

by blutarsky April 17, 2006

oilaphobic

Fear of getting oil changes. Common amongst women who need a man to do everything for them, including simple tasks like pulling into a service station and saying, "Hi I need an oil change."

Because Allison was oilaphobic, her car didn't last much longer than her last relationship.

by TBizFizz May 14, 2005