Dirk Nowitzki

The Best White Basketball Player Of The New Millenium

Dirk Nowitzki Is The New Larry Bird

by John Mazz July 18, 2008

nowt

Nothing, Zero.

1. Lend us some money mate, I aint been paid yet so I've got Nowt.
2. Allinson's Bread quote "Bread wi' Nowt taken out!".

by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003

pregame to nowhere

Drinking before going to a party, but becoming so intoxicated that you can't make it there.

Joe: Yo dude what did you do last night?
Fred: We pregammed and were going to go to the game, I think. We ended up not leaving the house, we got too drunk to make it out the door.
Joe: Sounds like another pregame to nowhere!

by PhilliesRockStar April 22, 2012

Middle Of Fucking Nowhere

In the center of a large area with no notable economic, social, geographic, cultural, or other values. The "Fucking" aspect of the phrase is usually associated with the frustration that comes with being located in the "Nowhere" that is being referred to.

"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"

by tormentorofsouls666 March 26, 2010

middle of nowhere

anywhere that isn't the city. suburbs, countryside, small towns. places nobody's heard of unless they live there.

my car broke down and i'm fucking stranded in the middle of nowhere.

by superflychick June 11, 2006

bridge to nowhere

When a guy shaves the pubic hair on his testicals, but leaves the "happy trail"

Zach told me he shaved his balls so I told him I didn't believe him because he still had his happy trail. He pulled down his pants and I witnessed the bridge to nowhere!

by dontuseyourrealnameinthisbox September 18, 2010

Caleb Nowland

Caleb is an aspiring professional tennis player, TikTok celebrity and Australian Icon. Training at Shaw Park tennis centre, Caleb perfects his technique and fitness on the daily. Caleb enjoys addressing Matthew Reid by his full name in any spare time he finds. He is also a good friend of both Matt and Nick Kyrgios. Over the course of the last few months, Caleb’s Instagram following has spiked astronomically due to his livestreams featuring many of his fans. You can follow his Instagram @calebnowland__. Caleb also holds meet and greets for the overwhelming number of fans which he has accumulated. His meet and greets are few and far between, however Caleb rarely attracts less than a few thousand fans each time he holds one. A number of his fans are female. It is rumoured that Caleb’s facial hair has not yet failed to turn a female on. Caleb is someone to look out for in the future. It’s is more than likely that you will see him in a grand slam final in years to come.

person 1: did you see Caleb Nowlands live last night?!
person 2: yes omg! He sung old town road for me!!
person 1: omg I’m so annoyed I wish I saw that :(

by Nicholas Kyrgios June 12, 2019