nowak

large thing indigenous to the native county of ham-sons.

You are as fat as a nowak!!

nowak by Tim Perry December 3, 2006

Nowak

A person who's house you can go to and do whatever the hell you want! Has parties normally every weekend, and when they don't want them friends just show up anyways!

Lol Brandon's pulling a total nowak this weekend!!!

Nowak by Kraper March 5, 2008

nowak

being a no-show to an event or activity

i waited for you at the game, but i was nowaked cause you didnt show up

nowak by turkeygob October 1, 2010

Nowak

One with no wang or sak

You are a nowak and are a girl

Nowak by Ben February 11, 2005

Nowak

An adjective generally used to refer to a bad teacher or the teacher of a class that is usually referred to as one's "least favorite class of the day."

I really hate my 2nd period history class. The teacher is such a Nowak that they take away my interest in the subject.

Nowak by RedBedRedemption October 21, 2011

nowak

nowak is the type of guy to smoke an ounce of weed and look his homie into the eyes and say “do I look high”

you are the biggest nowak I know

nowak by Harley-Jordan November 22, 2021

lisa nowak

the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.

lisa nowak must have become delusional after her space voygae.

lisa nowak by Tit For Twat February 8, 2007