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MicroMilliMoment

Around 6 minutes. Discovered by famous scientist him bo
"Give me one micromillimoment please i have to run an errand"
by Lim Fao February 8, 2022
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Micro$oft

When Microsoft has a fam and lol the moment of truth is here, Introducing Windows 7.1
Welcome to micro$oft where You rip off the Vista/ME errors
by Andrushencia Kotpaw March 7, 2022
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Microvagina

A vagina small enough to allow a micropenis to fit inside of.
My micropenis would fit well in her microvagina, thank god!
by BigBulge23 March 19, 2023
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Microfone

You're just stupid...
Can I borrow you're microfone
by higogogaga April 5, 2023
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MicroFuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michalis but to her dismay, she realized he had the skinniest penis and only knew how to microfuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by HamptonsLiar July 15, 2023
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fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone
Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!
by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017
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stinky microwave

A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.

If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
Man, I'd love to snatched up Lindsay Lohan by her slimy ass weave and give her a stinky microwave.
by ur.mother May 15, 2018
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