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stinky microwave

A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.

If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.

Man, I'd love to snatched up Lindsay Lohan by her slimy ass weave and give her a stinky microwave.

by ur.mother May 15, 2018