Polish hammer 

Polish hammer a plank of wood, the term comes from unskilled Polish workers stealing Irish jobs on building sites. The joke being the Polish aren't the most technically skilled of workers and have been known to dig holes with a plank of wood or tried to knock masonry nails into walls with the butt of a trowel

here sean pass me that polish hammer i need to shutter in this window sill

Polish hammer by roobert mcscrote June 2, 2010

Monkey-hammer 

The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.

Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!

Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!

Monkey-hammer by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020

The Hammer

The Hammer is punishment for a broken promise or ignored communication. It consists of kicking the offender in the balls and when he falls to the ground gasping for breath you shit in his mouth.

Ask my friend Noah for some info on that. If he doesn't email you back I'll give him The Hammer

The Hammer by mule169169 July 15, 2010

brown hammer 

A word referring to a brown and small penis. Usually common in tall,dark and handsome men

Maddee: I saw a brown hammer today
Brittany: it was probably really small

brown hammer by BrownHammer December 26, 2015

velvet hammer

A sweet or soft drink topped off with a shot of everclear.

Give him a Velvet Hammer, it's his 21st birthday.

velvet hammer by Highball June 3, 2016

Sludge Hammer

A weapon of mass destruction causing the wielder to have immense amount of energy and rage, inflicting enormous damage to the unlucky target.

Never mess with someone with a Sludge Hammer NEVER!

Sludge Hammer by yea..... June 5, 2009

banana hammer 

Someone who is very sick, and very fatigued because of it.

Comes from seeing a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then used to hammer a nail into a board. "I feel like that!"

Peter felt like a banana hammer, and had to leave work early.

banana hammer by NotBlankName March 31, 2010