A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."
by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009
After a hot night of sex, the woman cups her hand over her fuck hole while she runs to the bathroom making sure the baby-batter doesn't spill onto the floor. Once in the bathroom she dumps the baby-batter into the toilet.
Steve: Last night after I fucked Mercedes she did a cup-n-run to the bathroom. By the time she came back I was asleep.
Matt: Sounds about right.
Matt: Sounds about right.
by Steven James III March 19, 2014
When several people from different countries and ethnicity’s (more than 10 required) all come together to deficate into a large goblet or cup, whereupon the winner is decided by whomever swan dives into the goblet eating their way out of it and surviving.
Remember when you said I wouldn’t amount tho anything mom, well guess who just won The Great World Cup
by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019
by TNSJ December 31, 2011
by Har j July 07, 2019
Someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "asshole" so much that one remains almost speechless.
Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.
by MB87 September 28, 2010
when you threaten a boy that if he doesn't stop being a douche bag, you will grab where his cup is, and the push up, it hurts a lot worse than actually hitting someone in that spot.
by trrinaa. January 13, 2009