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Chocolate Tube

*After poo-ing a person gets fucked in the ass and their partner (fucker) has the person's (fuckie) left over shit from poo-ing before getting ass fucked ^-^...

or a Slime Mold Protist
Pedro- Dude last night was terrible
Dan-Why, i thought you were ganna fuck that girl in her big juicey ass ^-^..
Pedro-I did and it felt Amazing...ly Wonderful, but she made me get a Chocolate Tube >_<
Dan-Damn dude that Trifilling #^-^#...
Pedro-I Know... Ugh Never again
Dan-Well i told you not to do that with the school Whore..
Pedro- I know i know, but her fucking big juicey ass was just calling my name!!
by Eris_Mars May 1, 2011
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The Chocolate Spread

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.
Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick

Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread
by Arthwani June 20, 2011
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chocolate cake

A very good shot... Tastes just like Chocolate Cake, I swear.
Half Frangelico and half Vodka. Sugar coat a lemon and garnish.
by Evil Bella June 20, 2004
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Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.
"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"
by Adam Fuller February 9, 2005
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Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".
It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"
by Padlav September 28, 2011
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Chocolate Unibrow

When you take shit, and whipe it across another person's face in between the brow on each side. Creating a unibrow of shit, aka Chocolate Unibrow.
One evening when Josiah was sleeping I gave him a "chocolate unibrow."
by Shayne62 September 9, 2007
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chocolate bomb

A loud firecracker used commonly in celebrations of Diwali in India. They are called chocolate bombs because the wrappers of the bombs give the appearance of candy.
We had about 30 or 40 chocolate bombs but the cops didn't find them.
by Bhasker Banijeri May 21, 2007
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