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Chocolate Salad

The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!
by BlackSnowMan October 9, 2008
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chocolate toe

When you stick your big toe in a female's ass.
That bitch was so drunk, I gave her the chocolate toe.
by cherrythunder October 24, 2007
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chocolate cake

A very good shot... Tastes just like Chocolate Cake, I swear.
Half Frangelico and half Vodka. Sugar coat a lemon and garnish.
by Evil Bella June 20, 2004
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Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.
"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"
by Adam Fuller February 9, 2005
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stir the chocolate

During the act of anal sex (or buttsex) the male grabs the base of his penis and moves it in a counterclockwise circular motion around the penetrated anus (or bunghole).
*clockwise is NOT recommended for obvious reasons.
Sometimes in the morning when my wife bends over and those panties are creeping up her crack, I just gotta grab her and stir the chocolate.
by Slick Dizzy September 13, 2014
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chocolate shark

An asian girl with bad teeth that persues men of african heritage.
first person "Hey let's go to Rapungi!"
second person "Naw all the girls out there are chocolate sharks."
by Sailor Jack Dulouz June 29, 2008
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Chocolate Unibrow

When you take shit, and whipe it across another person's face in between the brow on each side. Creating a unibrow of shit, aka Chocolate Unibrow.
One evening when Josiah was sleeping I gave him a "chocolate unibrow."
by Shayne62 September 9, 2007
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