The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!
by BlackSnowMan August 16, 2008
by cherrythunder October 09, 2007
by Evil Bella June 20, 2004
The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.
by Adam Fuller February 10, 2005
A loud firecracker used commonly in celebrations of Diwali in India. They are called chocolate bombs because the wrappers of the bombs give the appearance of candy.
by Bhasker Banijeri May 06, 2007
When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".
It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"
by Padlav September 28, 2011