Cracky-Snacky

When you forget to wipe, let it crust, and dig the crap chunks out of your ass crack and proceed to consume all of it with zero hesitation.

Hey, do you want some of my cracky-snacky? I have some left from when I took a dump earlier.

Cracky-Snacky by Word III March 11, 2025

Cranking Hog 

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

Cranking Hog by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

cranking the horse by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Crank some hog 

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

Crank some hog by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Crank The Hog 

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

Crank The Hog by anonymous June 16, 2025

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

Crank my tap by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Cranking it 

When markiplier jorks it

"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

Cranking it by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025