half-bakerism

Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.

Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.

by majorsix March 5, 2018

master baker

The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.

He just master bakered that hoe.

by THE Nick Baker December 31, 2008

baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.

"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."

by abaddonis January 13, 2007

baked burrito

an overtanned mexican

eww, that bitch is a baked burrito

by wtfwhy May 3, 2009

Molly Baker

Molly baker is a girl that is allways very hot. she is intellegent,smart,funny,friendly but can be a bitch at times but only for a good reason. She is gauranteed to always look beautifull no matter what. She is destined for fame and a great life.

That girl is like molly baker so hot !

by Aimie ugly Stanley September 26, 2010

Baked Beans

A can of beans which are soaked in tomatoe sauce for your eating pleasure

person1: are you a baked beans or spagetti person?
person2: Oh man definatly spagetti
Person1: Ewh get on the spagetti lovers side

by jonah takalau April 10, 2008

Bakersfield

A metropolitan city located, ironically, in the southern end of the San Joaquin Valley of California, in the United States, that believes it is a town and deeply embodies this concept in its culture.

Bakersfleid culture is punctuated by its insufferable summer heat and hatred from people from Los Angeles (LA). The summer of '11 featured over 25 days of consecutive triple digit heat, enhanced by air quality at least on a par with LA (again irony abounds..) Heat peaks at 5 0'clock pm and does not abate until 3:00 am if you're lucky.

If you are misguided or unfortunate enough to move to Bakersfield from LA, be advised and prepared to witness their collective ability to blackball and ostracize, yet try to understand this has become a genetic abnormality that binds the culture. Some believe it may be a protective mechanism (they know it sucks), as 'appearance' overrides all activities of the natives, who are, indeed, interesting to observe..especially in their native habitat.

by DaneBC June 19, 2011