Triumphant Bastard

When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.

Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.

by 696969696969696969 February 5, 2008

lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours

Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"

by E Jackson January 28, 2008

bastardness

Something that was dumb or screwed up.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

bastardman

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.

Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman

by Yo mama August 17, 2004

bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.

"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

Bastard Son of Phil Knight

Any person that rocks a different pair, of color cordinated, Nikes/Jordans everyday of the week and/or a graduate of The University of Oregon.

Tim: Ever notice Mark dresses like Joe Shit The Rag Man, never has any cash, constantly mooches food and rides; Yet somehow he seems to always have fresh Nikes or Jordans.

Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.

by Truly Nolen August 21, 2008

Bastardian

A unit of measure above a Metric Fuckton, used when talking about an amount of awesome gained by a righteous act or defeating a foe.

Dude, I ate a meal of Bastardian proportions earlier.

Guy 1: Imagine if I fought Bubba outside school later.
Guy 2: That would be a Bastardian fight, even if his arm is broken.

by Bubba Buckelew December 3, 2009