Man Theif Bitch (MTB)

That friend, you have that always gets the guy that you want without doing anything.

That guy is so cute - PERSON 1
WORD EH ! -PERSON 2
Hey (talking to person 2 )- CUTE GUY
Not again, she's such an Man Theif Bitch (MTB) - PERSON 1

by *Don't Watch That December 16, 2008

smack my bitch up

a statement of no meaning whatsoever, just like everything Kool Keith says.

"laserguided planetary electronic hydroponic robot sonic, smack my bitch up"
"whatchu talkin bout keith?"

by shahin badar October 19, 2006

Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.

Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!

by grey July 24, 2004

you broke my tree, bitch

A quote from a video on the internet in which two girls start a fist fight over an argument on MySpace. They fall into a small tree in front of someone's house and the owner proceeds to yell "you broke my tree, bitch" It has been used on the internet as to be said by a 3rd person while 2 people are fighting about something nonsensical.

Person 1: Why did you delete me on MySpace?
Person 2: I hate you
Person 3: You broke my tree, bitch

by joey schneider August 9, 2007

whore ass bitch ass whore

An angry moron with a poor vocabulary. These words define a habitually angry human being who rattles off a series of meaningless offensive words in an attempt to belittle someone for no reason.

What a whore ass bitch ass whore! All I did was cut in line to by some medicine for my sick kid but this ass hole keeps calling me a bunch of names that make no sense for no reason!

by Top Secret Umbra December 22, 2009

Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch

A specific description you receive when you fuck with Jasmine Collins' monetary gains. It apparently only works for fat, white, thin haired, cheese-smelling women named Rachel, who are managers and tend to leave certain people off the shift schedule. The voice mail became a meme and a favorite of Tik Tok. It died briefly and has recently been gaining popularity again.

"This is for Rachel, you big, fat, white, smelly bitch. Why you took me off the mufuckin schedule witcho triflin ass? You white racist bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch!".

by GG Allin September 20, 2021

bitch shut the heck up day

Bitch shut the heck up day is a holiday on January 21st in which users change their profile picture to an image or braixen saying "bitch shut the heck up"

It's bitch shut the heck up day pls repost to spread awareness

by ghhhhghhgh January 21, 2018