Water Bobcat

The Water Bobcat (Lynx aquarius) is a subspecies of the cat family Felidae indigenous to Northwestern Ohio, and has adapted to survive predominantly aqueous environments, such as rivers, and lakes. Although mammals, they are sometimes called the "Alligators of the North" for their ability to float motionless at the surface of the water while waiting for unsuspecting prey.

I was reeling in a large walleye, and a damned Water Bobcat snatched it off my fishing line.

by Butts Carlton November 7, 2015

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023

Bronky water

Bronky water is when you're walking down the street and it's really slushy out and a big truck or car drives by and splashes you with Muddy dirty gross water all over your face and clothes

Broooo that guy just bronky watered me!!

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

water blood

A term or idea invented by the infamous Kaleb Chesher, who also once cut his tongue because he licked a steak-knife.

"If you got stabbed and fell in the water, the water would replace your blood. Then you'd have water blood." -Kaleb Chesher.

by "chalit" February 5, 2019

awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

by djd1899 May 1, 2015

Rag water

In ye olden days, they used to recycle spilled booze by soaking it up with a rag and squeezing it out into a vat. This disgusting concoction was resold to the local drunkards who couldn't pay for anything better and didn't give a damn what they poured down their throats so long as it got them good and drunk. In our civilized age, it usually refers to any nondescript low quality alcohol that straddles the line between barely drinkable and a health hazard.

"That poor bastard Jerry blew another paycheck on the track this week. He's hitting the rag water pretty hard tonight."

by ManEFaces July 29, 2016

rat water

Water drips off the sides of buildings. This water may consist of dust or dirt particles as well as rat or pigeon shit. If you are splattered with rat water, you must immediately wipe it off with water or soap, if this water remains on you for an extended period of time, seek medical attention immediately.

me "bro i just got hit by rat water"

him "don't fucking walk under the edge then you dumbass"
him *gets splat with rat water*

him and I *both panics*

by xi444 February 2, 2023