Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.

Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!

by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012

Stallone

A player in halo that runs out on his own without consulting his teammates.

St Ides Swilla-"goddamnit johnson, quit running out and being such a stallone"
Burkhartz-"Where was my goddamn coverfire"

by Nate734 January 26, 2008

sally

to break someones neck.

i gave brandon a sally.

by <3 katee August 25, 2006

'sallright

to be allright
a laid back way to say "its all right"

"sallright" may also be used in the frenzy of an MMOFPS to say
"its all right" or "ok, i forgive you" or something to that meaning.

Haxxor-to-the-Maxxor teamkills KennyMan00900
Haxxor-to-the-Maxxor: sorry man i dinnit see you
KennyMan00900: 'sallright

by chrisjzitkovich October 15, 2006

sonic gave sally the aids

OK your at a party and you see this very loud prepy hot girl thats very drunk and she is getting hit on by this wanna be gantsa white guy thats drunk as well. They hook up and she gets pregnet and he is never seen again in tell next like 3-4 months and he is doing the samething down the street at another party.

Quin-Damn it taylor shut up!
Taylor-NO i am to fucking hot to fucking deal with you i want to drive to Mc donnalds!!
Sean-i'll take you there.
Taylor-really Sean? i love you!!!
3 hours pass...
Quin-dude were did taylor and sean go?
Rusty-i don't know man...
Quin-you mean? "sonic gave sally the aids"?
Rusty-i think so dude..
Quin-God damn it!! i wanna hit that!
Rusty-nah fool don't! you know what sean does!

by Helldog67 March 11, 2009

three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

switchback sally

The act of defficating into a woman's vagina while she twists her partners nipples

"tim couldnt wait to go home and unload a switchback sally on his wife"

by usain bolty February 24, 2009