CumGuzzler's definitions

eye fuck

to stare at someone, insinuating that you want sex

and to number one, the correct quote from wedding crashers is "We'll Mrs. Prim and Proper just eye-fucked the shit out of me"...asswipe

"We'll Mrs. Prim and Proper just eye fuck ed the shit out of me"

by cumguzzler October 28, 2006

Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.

Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!

by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012