Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.
Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!
by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012
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eye fuck

to stare at someone, insinuating that you want sex

and to number one, the correct quote from wedding crashers is "We'll Mrs. Prim and Proper just eye-fucked the shit out of me"...asswipe
"We'll Mrs. Prim and Proper just eye fuck ed the shit out of me"
by cumguzzler October 28, 2006
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