Portuguese keg stand

An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Believed to be started by a drunken FSU fan celebrating their victory over Boston College on November 3rd, 2007.

i was at my a party at my friends apartment the other night, when i heard someone holler "Portuguese Keg stand" and then proceed to dive head-first onto the keg. Hilarity ensued.

by Stuart F. November 26, 2007

stand

If we are meant to be
we must meet
If we're not meant to be
we must meet
I'm not leaving until i know
If you're the one

Or if this a show
You told me once we can make this work
And i saw a universe in your eyes
It made me feel warm and welcome
Is it still in you
Coz it is in me

You can bet it is in me
All you need to do is hold out your hand
I'll read you baby
I'll take a stand

by Krkič June 10, 2019

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

bitch-stain

A derogatory term given to someone that has been antagonizing and/or annoying about a subject or opinion but then has subsequently been proven wrong, incorrect or discredited. The term is increasingly damaging when assigned to male. The combination of bitch (noun) a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around and with stain (noun) a person, place, situation, or anything that exists, but you wish it didn't.

1) Wow, Dana was being such a bitch-stain, and wouldn’t stop whining about all the work he did when I actually did half of it for him!

by Bobby Metal Neck July 13, 2009

i'll stand fucking

phrase used by the northern region of wales to promote his/her of the side of argument

if thats a try i'll stand fucking

by beastyboi October 13, 2008

Facebook-one-night-stand

When you become intoxicated and friend request random people on Facebook or accept friend requests from people you don't know (often porn stars trying to advertise to you). May or may not involve un-friending them upon sobriety. Often makes for an akward situation when they begin to ask where they know you from.

Ashley: "Who the hell is Will Harvey? Must have been a Facebook-one-night-stand. *un-friend*"

Drunk: "Duuude... *belch* ... do I know that chick? ... oh well she kina fine. *Accept*"

Pornstar: "High! I got some naughty pics from this party last night, you'll have to click the link below and confirm you're over 18 to see them! See you there! <3"

Michelle: "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where do I know you from?"
Will Harvey: "lol I'm not sure really, it might have been from this one time i got really drunk and started friend requesting a bunch of people, sorry"

by TheyCallMeJosh September 21, 2010

Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.

Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again

by Art Valentine November 2, 2012