self high five

To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.

Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!

by Lloyd June 18, 2006

self-hating curry

An Indian person who is dissatisfied with their ancestry.

c.f. Self-hating Jew.

Indian Person: Fuck off, I don't speak Curry!
Other: Oh, you're one of those self-hating currys

by AtticusRyan August 28, 2009

Self Diagnosed ADHD

A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.

Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.

by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020

high self esteem

An affliction which causes people to think they are way hotter than they really are. This affliction often leads to heinous wardrobe choices and/or embarrassing behavior.

Look at that girl strutting around in her three-sizes-too-small jeans with her muffin top hanging out! She totally suffers from high self esteem.

Did you hear that loser down the hall asked out the hot girl next door? He better check his high self esteem before her boyfriend kicks his ass!

by tkrazy April 9, 2008

self esteem engine

A person who is confident to the point of deluded arrogance. Bumptious against any reservations whatever.

Person a: "That guy's a bit too sure of himself..."
Person b: "Sure of himself? He's a flippin self esteem engine!"

by burkehey February 20, 2010

Self-care package

A one-box shipment from Amazon that features several treats you ordered for yourself.

“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”

by Blue Collar Bandit February 28, 2021

Self appreciation day

Appreciate yourself dont give 2 fucks about what anyone says or do because you're beautiful/handsome and sweet and kind fuck everyone else's opinion bitch do you and keep on popping fuck them haters

Keep doing you bitch its self appreciation day

by Self appreciation day December 27, 2019