self-mutilate 

When emo's think they're like so so cruel and hard and start slitting their wrists and use a lame excuse of "no-one cares waaaaaaaaah" or "you wouldn't understand".

Guy1: Let's go watch Napoleon Dynamite
Guy2: That movie is soo sad man..
Guy1: Yeah, I self-mutilate myself everytime I watch it
Guy2: OMG ME TOO *starts crying*
Guy1: Here have some tissues.

self-mutilate by scarreddismay August 25, 2006

self own

the january 6th "insurrection"

jenkins, did you see those magats self own themselves in DC? 0 congress captured, 0 pence's hung, 100% arrested

self own by commander dr. joe biden, PHD January 15, 2021

Self Service 

To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.

Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.

(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).

Chris:"You're gay!"

Oli: "So's your face!"

Chris:"So's your mother's face".

Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"

Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"

Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*

In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.

Self Service by MoooF December 26, 2006

self-prejudice 

Being prejudiced against a group of whom you are a member.

Sean: Those immigrant Catholics are so damn ignorant.
Tom: Uh, dude you are an immigrant Catholic.

Sean: Yeah, I know. I am showing my self-prejudice again...

self-prejudice by JFed May 22, 2014

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

self-driving cars by Dubiks February 18, 2019

Self mutilation 

Tattooes and piercings.................

That was the oringal definition of self mutilation.
Scarification is a form of self mutilation.
Making yourself look ugly with tattooes and piercings is self mutilation.It could also be considered a form of vandalism or even mutilating others who have to look at you.
It's eye vandalism.

Self mutilation by fuckYOU, December 28, 2005

Self-centerees 

People that are only interested in activities to benefit their self.

They are all self-centerees; they only call when they have nothing better to do.

Self-centerees by ARCH-LADY December 1, 2009