crack pipe 

a tool used to insert thing into your ass like animals or small fruit

"oh shit,steve i got your gerbal stuck in my ass sorry man"
"no worries man i just warned you not to use that crack pipe

crack pipe by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

lay pipe

the act of putting in infrastructure for future boning. to set the ground work for a potential hook up down the road.

Dude, I really need to lay pipe with these girls this weekend, then next weekend we can bone them.

lay pipe by boomboomroom555 February 22, 2010

lay the pipe 

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

lay the pipe by Tap Dat#1 August 2, 2012

laying pipe 

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

laying pipe by B. Miller October 22, 2003

vent pipe 

The crack of the ass prominently displayed by repair men while bending over.

I was very gassy after lunch, so when I was repairing the refrigerator, I discreetly let a fart out. It travelled up my vent pipe and was trapped in my Carrhart work shirt.

vent pipe by Anthony Orifice August 24, 2004

Loon Pipe 

A loon pipe is another word for "anus".

Guy 1: Hey, dude! That turd was so damn big it ripped my loon pipe apart!

Guy 2: I don't need to know that!

Loon Pipe by PRVS August 7, 2009

snuggly pipe 

a broken or chipped glass crack pipe, usually smashed in the back alleys of baltimore. the reason its called a snuggly pipe is because when the junkie gets beaten up the glass pipe breaks and the junkie falls asleep on the shards of glass and its quite uncomfortable.

did you see that guys face?!?!?!

yeah, it looks like he slept with his snuggly pipe.

snuggly pipe by beanpole jenkins April 2, 2011