Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by Old Faithful aka Landshark October 19, 2008

Paintball

When a group of males masturbate and attempt to ejaculate on each other while avoiding the semen of other players. Can be played as a team sport or free-for-all.

Person 1: I was about to splatter you when Johnny vaulted the couch and shot his load right in my face!

Person 2: Johnny is a beast at paintball

Johnny: I fucking love paintball!

by Johnnysharpshooter April 3, 2011

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 7, 2005

Paint Brush

When a man shares the juice of his love with the face of his partner then grabs his cock(The Handle) and brushes the paint(love juice) with his sack.

Man, I must be Picasso because I'm a master with the "paint brush"

by Bob February 20, 2005

paintball game

when you get hickies and cant get caught so you have a bud shoot you with a paintball gun a few times so you can lie to your bitch

Simon: baby i was at a paintball game,l i swear

Simon's bitch: whatever motherfucker your lying

Simon: yeah bitch im lying i went through all the trouble of getting shot with paintballs to lie to you... God your a fuckin stupid bitch

by SyrupSimon July 19, 2009

Sassy Pantalones

Spanglish invented by Chelsea to express excitement or surprise. Used when someone is being uncharictaristicaly sassy.

That outfit is sassy pantalones!

The play this weekend is going to be sassy pantalones.

by gdyds January 3, 2007

Checked Pant Republican

Noun. A member of the U.S. Republican Party who eschews conservative social issues in favour of those political policies meant to perpetuate the priviledged position of himself and his wealthy fellow travelers. Sometimes also referred to as a "Country Club Conservative", "Republicrats" or "Rockefeller Republican", the latter term derived from former U.S. Vice President and Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Checked Pant Republicans consistently pander to the plutocracy of the United States through the promotion of issues such as reduced progressivity of taxation, reduced restrictions on commerce through the elimination or reduction of regulation, the promotion of free trade through the unilaterial elimination of "protective" measures such as tarrifs, quotas, etc. (in short the promotion of a "School of Manchester/Chicago" approach to economics). In turn, they tend to ignore/downplay the social issues important to Cultural/Movement (aka "Real") Conservatives, such as the fight against abortion, the promotion of traditional, Western based, Judeo Christian cultural norms, unapologetic patriotism, the defence of the traditional nuclear family, the fight against the rise of cultural degeneracy, opposition to bilingual education, opposition to public acceptance/promotion of open homosexuality, school vouchers and prayers in school.

Republican Voter #1: "Hey, I'm, thinking of voting for Mitt Romney rather than New Gingrich. I just feel that Mitt better captures my feelings on Wall Street Fatcats getting richer through bailouts, Chinese imports gutting our manufacturing base through our unilateral elimination of tarrifs and quotas and our slide into a degenerate society that is being undermined by liberal values on basically everything."

Republican Voter #2: "Better think twice, son. Both Mitt and Newt are nothing but Checked Pant Republicans, conveniently masquerading in the primaries as Real Conservatives in order to win your vote.

by el cornudo February 21, 2012