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flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
by Telephony September 28, 2013
mugGet the flying penismug.

dababy penis

A very long and black stump, that lumber jacks would generally pull out of the ground after cutting down a big and brown tree.
Hey man, don't forget to pull out that dababy penis out.
by dababypenis January 28, 2021
mugGet the dababy penismug.

Classical Penis

—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)
Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.
by M. A. Bham September 23, 2019
mugGet the Classical Penismug.

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.
My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.
by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016
mugGet the Punctual penismug.

Penis Explosion

Whenever that your entire penis explodes in a combustible manner
d: By posting "Penis Explosion" on Urbdic, You are endangering the human race
j: fuck you
by judgebredd April 14, 2021
mugGet the Penis Explosionmug.

flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located on the upper side of the fuselage both fore & aft; sometimes called a tandem helicopter) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
by Telephony September 28, 2013
mugGet the flying penismug.

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months
Chad is the definition for penis cheese...
by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005
mugGet the penis cheesemug.

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