Mustache Eggs

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Mustang Sally

The best "mom" in the world. One of a kind friend and best drug dealer to grace the face of this Earth.

That other kid would be a lot better off if they taught his mother to be a Mustang Sally.

by MrsHarryDick March 24, 2023

Mustafa

The ugliest kid in mid-school with a goofy ass.

mustafa

by anonymous April 27, 2023

MustafaAnimates

Chad YouTuber who has gone through hard times.

“MustafaAnimates is W!”
“No fuck you”
“Ate shoot and di”

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

mustafa oruzgani

The most hottest man in the world, all the girls want him and he is always running away from a crowd of every single day of his life. He can never catch a break because of how drop dead stunning he is!

Girl: Is that Mustafa Oruzgani?
Girl 2: OMGGGG HES SO CUTE AAAA *faints*

by kutiegamer27 July 11, 2023

Mustang Hello

When the driver of a Ford Mustang raises their middle digit towards the driver of another Ford Mustang, usually as a gesture signifying their shared love for their cars and an implied commonality of core values.

With one hand on the wheel, the other extended with glee, and as always with Jesus in his heart, Marcus excitedly gave all the other men a friendly Mustang hello as he sped through the night.

by Proper gander July 20, 2024

Mustache Moment

the event when something awkward happens.

When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.

by Mustache Moment December 17, 2023