Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.

Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."

by agentlorneue September 28, 2009

magick brownies

brownies with weed!

Oh man! Brooks just baked some more magick brownies!

by KC November 27, 2003

magic wand

A toilet brush

If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!

by dildo777 September 6, 2018

Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.

Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!

by eda-skip September 21, 2022

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

Magician's Logic

Two different misapplications of the association of ideas.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! uses Magician's logic to argue against things like Global Warming.

by Sirento Shadoe January 27, 2007

Magic Joe

A term given to well-mannered thoughtful strangers, the type of person who helps the elderly pack their shopping or tells someone in the street they just dropped their wallet. Can also
be used to describe a really cool dude.

"A Magic Joe helped my wife get to the hospital in time"
"I was getting mugged when some Magic Joe helped me fight them
off"
"This dude gave me £4 whilst I was busking today, what a Magic
Joe he was!"

by Magic Joe January 11, 2009