knobwipe

1- an object for wiping your penis with

dear me oliver, must you use that knobwipe whilst i'm baking a puttanesca

by trollie November 24, 2006

Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.

Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick

by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010

shoe knobber

one who gets turned on by sticking their knob in a shoe

get your wanger outta my nike you shoe knobber

by antra July 19, 2006

sweater knobs

noun- synonym for female breasts.

Does that teacher have sweater knobs or what?

by iocaoo June 27, 2010

Knobber

An idiot or fool.

You are such a Knobber!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

slobber knobber jobber

noun; oral sex performed on a male.

Baby, i'm feeling a bit uptight. Can I get a slobber knobber jobber from you?

by ewp January 27, 2004

gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs

Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007