Sautéed

When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.

Person 1: “Bro John is soooo fried, he’s talking about tasting the terps and shit”
Person 2: “Nah jit aint fried, he’s sautéed”

Sautéed by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

Word of the Day on February 14, 2024

Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.

I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.

Rock Star parking by M Silvey August 3, 2005

Word of the Day on February 13, 2024

Burgerpunk

A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.

"Demolition Man is the quintessential Burgerpunk film!"

Burgerpunk by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 19, 2023

Word of the Day on February 12, 2024

euromutt

any person who has a wide mix of european ancestory.

most americans are euromutts.
tom: i am french, swiss, english, german, irish, and finnish.
ben: i guess that makes u a real euromutt!

euromutt by rhys April 9, 2004

Word of the Day on February 11, 2024

protein spill

Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

Nicole: "Hey Thomas, we've got another protein spill in the third car!"
Patty: "God, if I have to clean up another pound of upchucked popcorn I'm gonna quit!"

protein spill by Nicole Joy August 1, 2007

Word of the Day on February 10, 2024

clapter

What the audience gives a comedian who's not actually funny, but says things they agree the f*** out of.

"He's not funny, but he's good at getting clapter."

clapter by Mr Babbage May 5, 2023

Word of the Day on February 9, 2024

Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.

Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.

Moonlanding by traumageek May 19, 2010

Word of the Day on February 8, 2024