And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011

face the music

Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.

Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

waffle face

A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.

The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.

by TheyCallMeElJefe June 19, 2007

resting bitch face

This mainly female disorder causes a person's face to convey a high level of bitchiness when, in actuality, they aren't feeling very bitchy at all.

DIsregard Amanda's facial expressions. She's really quite nice. She just has resting bitch face.

by Jennertalia October 19, 2015

bumpy face

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.

Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

thizz face

the face you make while thizzin and doin the thizzle dance ...bay area term

"fish face with the thizz face off a nike"-mac dre

by justine from the bay March 3, 2005

scrotum face

A teenager possessing a cleft chin combined with the start of a beard, giving the appearance of the male scrotum.

Kid #1: "Man that kid really looks like he has a scrotum on his face!"
Kid #2 "Let's call him scrotum face!"
Scrotum face: "Shut up you pansy!

by warrior1 June 26, 2007