aj east

Part time black santa 🎅🏿,part time stoner one hell of a guy

AJ East is my black Jesus

by Chad222599 January 23, 2017

North East Girls

Beautiful independent girls. They are extremely smart and have a lot going for themselves. They aren't easy to get with for they actually value themselves. They are caring and will do anything to help someone. They aren't stupid and know when they are being played. Hoe is not in their vocabulary. They live in the upper east part of the USA. They are Bad and Boujee and can't be broken.

Damn I'd love me a north east girl.
Them north east girls are so smart!

by Cancerforlife February 18, 2017

Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people

That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

toby east

the kindest person you will ever meet he so hot.
he is a nice guy he should get a award for the best friend of the year

that guy is such a good toby east

by minecraftgamer124 July 25, 2018

Far East Depression

Far East Depression occurs to those students attending Pacific DoDea schools who travels for events such as sports and clubs. Feeling lonely, no motivation and anxiety from all the make up works from missing days of school all starts to kick in at once. However, students may agree that the week of Far East is the best week you’ll ever have in your lifetime.

Person #1: Far East Depression is starting kick in...

by RelatableDoDs November 9, 2018

The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.

Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer

by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019