cook potatoes

To do exceeding well in something; to kick ass

After studying for hours, I am going to cook potatoes on that final exam tomorrow.

by Mr. Potatoe Head June 2, 2007

CookBook

Woman’s bible

that female forgot to bring her bible to work today #kicthenslave CookBook

by LmaoWomeneh? November 27, 2018

George Cook

A person who cannot admit when they are drunk even when it is obvious to everyone else.

Person 1: Billy is such a George Cook.
Person 2: I know everyone was drunk at that party I don't know why he can't admit to it.

by Fanboybob May 14, 2018

Slow Cooker

Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .

I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Stephanie Cook

A major loser who is my best friend.

Stephanie Cook is a raging homo

by DCQManiac December 11, 2011

Flash Cook

The act of busting ass that is so rancid and rotten that it burns the nose hairs, flesh and very soul of anyone within a 30 foot radius of ground zero.

A fart comparable to the fallout of a hydrogen bomb blast.

Dropping a deuce so horrible that it stinks up the entire household, both floors, top and bottom, and having all disregard for doors and windows.

After Mexican food for lunch, Russell leaned up in his chair and flash cooked me.

During a corporate wide meeting, I flash cooked the room.

That Taco Bell made me flash cook my apartment building last night.

by stop using my name January 20, 2010

Compton Cook out

A massive gathering of incredibly retarded, privileged and racist white kids for the purpose of mocking those less fortunate then themselves.

1st Non retarded Citizen:
Hey, man. Did ya hear about that Compton Cook out at the USCD

2nd Non Retarded Citizen:
Yeah, What a bunch of retards!

by jjvagnar October 26, 2012