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The act of busting ass that is so rancid and rotten that it burns the nose hairs, flesh and very soul of anyone within a 30 foot radius of ground zero.

A fart comparable to the fallout of a hydrogen bomb blast.

Dropping a deuce so horrible that it stinks up the entire household, both floors, top and bottom, and having all disregard for doors and windows.
After Mexican food for lunch, Russell leaned up in his chair and flash cooked me.

During a corporate wide meeting, I flash cooked the room.

That Taco Bell made me flash cook my apartment building last night.
by stop using my name January 20, 2010
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