crotch tent

Boner, Erect Penis, Hard On.

This stripper was so freakin hot I pitched a crotch tent.

by t0sh1r0 December 24, 2009

Crocodialing

When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.

That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.

by je77 May 8, 2010

crotch tingle

A tingling in the genital area, usually experienced when sexually aroused.

When you talk like that it gives me such a crotch tingle.

by Crotch Tingle May 11, 2010

Crosbied

"To Crosbie" implies a delightful, if unexpected, mindfuck.

I just Crosbied a girl I use to date.

by irinurinternetz November 14, 2010

crobbin

The act of boiling small animals, such as squirrels or lizards, for ones own pleasure

Man 1: Been crobbin lately?

Man 2: Yeah man, last night i was crobbin when my girlfriend walked in. I'm no longer seeing her

by jive ass turkey12 May 5, 2011

crotch jello

The coolest anything can get. Something so cool, amazing and invigorating it makes you close your eyes, tilt your head back and smile. Almost as if you were to dip your crotch into a giant bowl of jello on a scorching hot day.

"This girl is so dope," Grant exclaimed, "she paid for lunch and suggested we head back to her place to watch the game. She's like 'crotch jello' cool."

"Is the new Beastie Boys album cool?" I asked.
"Crotch Jello," she replied.

by meatlocker May 6, 2011

Crop Stain

When you crop someone else out of a picture, yet part of their body, such as arms, legs, hair, are still very visible in the picture, and IGNORING the fact that those dismembered body parts are still there you post the picture in a public place.

-A boy crops a picture of his ex-girlfriend out, but her arms are very visible around his neck-

DAAANG, LOOKIT THAT CROP STAIN!

by AlyxJoMama May 24, 2011