Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

Cunt Butter

1) The semi-hardened combination of female ejaculate, semen, and lubricant

2) An expletive for a frustrating situation or person

3) A heightened and/or more colorful phrase for "cunt"

Guy - "Good morning hun, want to have some nice morning sex?" Girl - "Sure babe! Oh, but first, I need to wash all the cunt butter off my snatch from that awesome threesome we had last night"

Guy - "Baby I want you to spread that cunt butter all over my naked chest like I'm a piece of marble rye"

"Remember that time Shawn took that hot girl at bar home that I was into, God he was such a cunt butter"

by JimmyJoe878 April 18, 2012

Croatian butter thrust

The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.

John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!

Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!

by Martha August 23, 2014

taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016

Peanut butter dick

When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.

Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.

by GSstudent2019 May 23, 2017

Hot Butter Drops

Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.

All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.

I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.

I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Trading Butter

Using your middle finger to churn somebody's butthole and then immediately churning your own butthole with that same finger

"Where did they run off to?"
"Oh, they're probably trading butter in the attic again. "

by ButterTrader January 19, 2019