run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

battended

To be taken advantage of by a homosexual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.

"Something doesn't feel right - oh shit i think I've been BATTENDED!!"

"I was so out of it last night I could've been BATTENDED and not notice!"

by Robyn & Rachel March 17, 2005

Batter biting

Someone who deep fries cock and nibbles the batter

"Last night your mum was batter biting me"

by Craig Bennett October 4, 2006

Battened

To meet a girl, make out with, then finger blast her.

I Battened that girl last night.

by M@felock October 31, 2008

batter flaps

flat round breakfast food served with maple syrup.
sometimes refered to as pancakes.

These batter flaps are delicious!

by Binkley11 February 8, 2010

Batter coated orgasm

A deep fried Mars bar

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.

by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011