Two-Letter Girl

A female who has the ability to paint more than one letter on her stomach/body for sporting events. Typically seen within a group of smaller bodied, one-letter girls.

"Damn! I just saw a two-letter girl on TV during the Alabama/LSU football game!"

by 2Letter August 31, 2012

two haircut skirt

A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants

"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.

Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.

by Lyricus_th_Lame April 6, 2022

Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014

two do' slida

a two door coupe, honda made. Between the years of 1989-1999.

yo dopeman when you finna wash dat two do' slida?

by Hot Toddy214 September 11, 2010

two finger mcgillicudy

A medical procedure performed by Dr. Wayne Fuckman M.D. and Dr. McGillicudy. The doctors get so deep in you with their gloved hands they tickle your tonsils

I haven't walked properly since Dr. Fuckman prescribed a Two Finger McGillicudy to check on my tonsillitis

by Toby Highroller March 27, 2015