Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face

by anonymous September 19, 2003

fake out

to fake make out, or to make out fakely.

James blushed as his two best friends proceeded to fake out in front of him - he knew they were just faking it to mess with him, but even so he couldn't help a momentary flash of anger and lust; stemming from the many times he had imagined his own lips upon their gossamer-soft angel-lips.

by fine_dine_decca January 31, 2010

Fake Diagnosis

A fake diagnosis is a diagnosis given to a group of normal people who display unwanted behaviors. To gain public acceptance, the diagnosis is approved by the official psychiatric associations and supported by government and the medical establishment. Children in public schools are the most common victms.

Jimmy got removed from the class for objecting to being forced to sit in a room listening to pointless information. The authorities say he has autism and adhd. But we know that’s just a fake diagnosis.

by WHO watches Docs October 22, 2018

Fake News

Fact based information, from a credible source, that President Donald Trump does not like.

President Trump claimed reports he paid hush money to a porn actress was fake news.

by TV Dad August 30, 2018

fake fan

fake fan: a lot of people will get this confused with “bandwagon”.

fake fan is when someone claims to be a day one fan but in reality aren’t.

another definition of “fake fan” is when someone also claims to be a day one/fan in general to a person but are using them for clout.

now you know. so don’t get bandwagon and fake fan confused, they are two separate things!

michelle: i’ve been reaping insert artist/band name since day one!

dave: you’ve been repping insert artist/band name since i told you who they were! you’re a fake fan!

by xotrxsh May 28, 2019

Fake Friend

Someone who talks to you when they need something
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.

Alexis was being a fake friend when she asked me to buy her mascara but she was just talking about me yesterday

by SidneyB. March 4, 2018

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015