Spedonkcious

(adj.) speh-DONK-shuhs

Cutely beautiful; adorably attractive in a way that makes people smile. Usually used to describe someone named Ethan, though it can apply to anyone radiating that same energy.

“That smile is spedonkcious.”
“Of course Ethan looks spedonkcious again today.”

by maryas October 27, 2025

Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.

I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!

by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025

Swedish CD Player Challenge

The viral challenge of making your partner shove a Compact Disc into their anal cavity and then humming the tune of a plaqueboymax song and recording it and uploading it as a single on audiomac.com, and if does not win a Grammy, then you must repeat it until it does.

“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025

Shedoodle

To skedaddle, get the fuck outta there (casually and without haste)

“Come on, babe, let’s shedoodle.”

by Aristotle’s massive ass cheeks December 2, 2025

suedoscience

Da stupid-a** "how to take anyone to court for any reason" course dat dey foist upon you in law school.

Mr. Frankland in "The Hound Of The Baskervilles" was so adept at prosecuting his fellow countrymen over minor/benign matters dat one wonders if he studied suedoscience in college!

by QuacksO December 4, 2025

Swedish Washcloth

A sexual act in which the male party lays in a chair and masturbates with a washcloth over his face whilst the female party urinates over the washcloth, simulating the act of waterboarding

Oh man! I heard last night Trevor got the good ol’ Swedish Washcloth from his lady

by JoeMama7717 December 9, 2025

inverted swede

The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.

Erikson I want to look more feminine.

Then do the inverted Swede.

by vageniusII September 25, 2009