JoeMama7717's definitions

Swedish Washcloth

A sexual act in which the male party lays in a chair and masturbates with a washcloth over his face whilst the female party urinates over the washcloth, simulating the act of waterboarding

Oh man! I heard last night Trevor got the good ol’ Swedish Washcloth from his lady

by JoeMama7717 December 9, 2025

Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

Nocturnal Chasm Nibbling

The act of shoving live bats up your anus and getting off while they nibble at your insides

BRO I was talking to Trevor and he told me that last night he tried Nocturnal Chasm Nibbling! That’s wild!

by JoeMama7717 January 13, 2026