Definitions by JoeMama7717

Mormon Missile Strike

When a Mormon woman shoots a whistling nerf dart out of her vagina

“Woah Trevor, how’d you get that bruise on your forehead?”

“I got hit in the face by a Mormon missile strike on my way home from Young Men’s.”

Mormon Missile Strike by JoeMama7717 May 14, 2026

Mormon Trailing

Similar to “soaking”, an act commonly used by unmarried Mormons to simulate sex without thrusting in order to circumvent the law of chastity, “Mormon trailing” is when two Mormons soak while driving down a very bumpy road to simulate sexual intercourse without technically moving.

Nah bruh, me and my girl stick it in and go Mormon trailing so it doesn’t count

Mormon Trailing by JoeMama7717 March 8, 2026

Nocturnal Chasm Nibbling

The act of shoving live bats up your anus and getting off while they nibble at your insides

BRO I was talking to Trevor and he told me that last night he tried Nocturnal Chasm Nibbling! That’s wild!

Nocturnal Chasm Nibbling by JoeMama7717 January 13, 2026

Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

Salt Lake Steamer by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

Swedish Washcloth

A sexual act in which the male party lays in a chair and masturbates with a washcloth over his face whilst the female party urinates over the washcloth, simulating the act of waterboarding

Oh man! I heard last night Trevor got the good ol’ Swedish Washcloth from his lady

Swedish Washcloth by JoeMama7717 December 9, 2025