slither

While driving or moving forward, "slither" means to keep moving straight. "s" stems from the beggining of both straight and slither.

george-"yo which way now?"
andre-"slither...SLITHER!"

by andre b 90 June 13, 2010

Splitscreens

multitasking employees proficient at doing several things all at once

Splitscreens can watch C-SPAN streams, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, send instant messages, and read CNN online all at once.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011

head for Splitsville

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

Slitch

Simply put, a girl who is both a slut and a bitch. Sluts put out but they can be cool. Bitches act bitchey and may or may not put out. A slitch will put out and acts bitchey the majority of the time.

Becky: God, I can't believe anyone likes Susie. She's so rude and easy.
Harriet: I know, she's such a slitch!
Tommy: I don't know what you two are talking about. Susie's sexy!
Becky: You're disgusting Tommy. You just want to get some.
Tommy: So what?!

by Johnson Peckerton June 15, 2010

slitter

Slitter is a slang term used for the word "cutter". This is word is more commonly used by "Preps".

" Omg, look at that EmO chick"
" Yeah, I heard she is a slitter"

by Tha EmO BeaUtie July 7, 2005

log splitter

refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.

#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?

#2 No, have you?

#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.

by Christobon January 8, 2008