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1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
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Westview Secondary School (Maple Ridge)

A school more concerned about combating rural problems such as incesbian and The Paris Hilton. These problems commonly interrupt class on such important class subjects such as Chemistry and English Class. Meanwile the staff are more usually are just a bunch of Bullshit Artist.
At Westview secondary school (Maple Ridge) you know you will get an asian fail.
by Fadass February 17, 2019
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Bezos Second

The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second
Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!
by sebas15243 February 20, 2019
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4 second 1 shot

Some lazy argument used by stupid Overwatch forums to accuse Doomfist for being an OP hero, but in fact he is not.
- Doomfist is a bad hero, his bugs are really such a pain.
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rufinian July 16, 2019
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The secondary school toilets

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.
Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.
by Soggy socks April 6, 2019
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sibling second

A non gender specific synonym for the popular expression "bruh moment".
Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.
by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019
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Netflix second cousins

Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.

Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.

Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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