pipe yourself

A suggestion that you go and play with something phallic, in your own time and according to your own wonts. The 'pipe' of 'pipe yourself' has a wide range of connotations, from a tie to the french 'pipe' one might faire, to the lead pipe in Cluedo and its implied physical threat.

A: "Shall we watch 'Doctors'?"

B: "Go pipe yourself"

by MC O'VERY SKILLZ June 18, 2011

Piper

Pipers are very silly people. They have a few friends, and love to be active. They can be a bit aggressive at times, but are funny and really pretty. They also almost have a friend named Lauren.

Wow, she's really pretty! She must be a Piper.
Is that Lauren and Piper?

by Minnesotan Kid* November 14, 2019

Piper

(My name is Piper IRL)

A caring girl that loves animals, but is also a tomboy. She hates it when she is lonely but feels lonely all the heccing time. If you hurt her friends, prepare to be yelled at! Great at art but feels it's not that good. She has an annoying as hecc little sister. (This is true)

"Oh hecc, Piper, that looks so wrong!"

by Yeet that outta here January 19, 2020

Piper

Piper is the sweetest, kindest person you will ever meet. She cares so much for others and is always there for you when you are sad. She loves Mac n cheese but is also keen on baking brownies and cookies. She is always happy and loves her friends a lot. She is easygoing and lovable. She is also fun and adventurous. She will make you have fun even if you are bummed. Piper is an amazing person.

“Have you met Piper?”
“Yes, she is an awesome person!”

by bubblebobbo April 3, 2020

Piper

raging lesbian with sexy legs and tits

omg she’s a piper she got nice titties

by urmumHAHAH January 14, 2022

Steel Pipes

An aggresive, irratible and unkind indivual.

A real son of a bitch. (see asshole)

1.Steel Pipes made out with Dan's girlfiriend right in front of Dan.

2.Steel Pipes just walked into Sean's house, made him self a bowl of cereal, told Sean's mom to go to hell and then just walked out the door flipping everyone off on his way out.

by Mike April 15, 2004

poo-pilfere

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.

Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.

by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006