don't stop me now 

The best song in the world. By Queen, who are the best band in history.

'...I feel alive...and the world is turning inside out, I'm floating around in ectasy, so don't stop me now...'

don't stop me now by emily laura September 16, 2005

bi now, gay later 

An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.

guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later

or

guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.

bi now, gay later by bluepens September 10, 2005

Who shot who in the what now? 

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.

Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?

Who shot who in the what now? by talkemotome52 March 24, 2008

NOWH

An emphasis on the negatory statement "no".

A: Can I have a doughnut?
B: NOWH stay away from my doughnuts.

NOWH by iloveporn February 18, 2008

who's in the what now? 

General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.

Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?

Andy: Who's in the what now?

who's in the what now? by udm111 July 11, 2010

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus 

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019

lisa nowak

the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.

lisa nowak must have become delusional after her space voygae.

lisa nowak by Tit For Twat February 8, 2007