dope boy magic

A phrase used predominately in the South (its emergence being through Southern Rap) which was created for drug dealers/hustlers in the South. The phrase depicts the success of any hustler/dope boy/drug dealer because of the skills they have. Any kind of amazing success, brought about being a Dope Boy, can be referred to as: "Dope Boy Magic".

Jay: "How da fuck did you sell all dat bud in one hour?!?"

Joc: "I call it Dope Boy Magic..."

by Chino Dolla August 10, 2006

Black Magic Fuckery

The weirdest form of picture you'll ever fucking see. Like seeing Paris Hilton shopping at Wal-Mart for clothes, or Charlie Sheen actually losing. You just don't see imagine it ever happening.

Black Magic = Voodo or some shit

Fuckery = Fucking all that shit up

Person 1: "Dude I just saw Hitler flying a magic carpet"
Person 2: "NO FUCKIN WAY MAN"
Person 1: "There's some Black Magic Fuckery up in here"

by Peanut Butter Chap-Stick November 18, 2011

sparkles the magic bum

a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids

dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.

by cocklock January 20, 2009

Aladdin's magic carpet

When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).

Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.

Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?

Jenny: Yeah... sure.

Jafir: Do you trust me?

Jenny: What? ...I guess so.

Jafir: *drops pants*

by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009

Mexican Magic Trick

A random switch from straight to gay that can happen in matter of seconds.

Jose pulled a mexican magic trick on everyone

by EA MMA October 21, 2010

magic video tape

This is the VHS tape that was miraculously found by US troops in Afghanistan which contained an alleged confession by Osama bin Laden to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He previously denied involvement so it was fortuitous that this tape was found in a country the size of Texas. The man in the video tape does not really look like bin Laden but the media has failed to point this out.

Bush's case against al Quaeda was shaky until they found the magic video tape.

by Kopernikus August 5, 2010

magic dick ruler

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008