Kick A Little Kid Day 

One of the best, uncelebrated, unrecognized, holidays on the planet. It speaks for itself.

It is the day when all men/women can stop and kick the little elementary school kid(who flipped him/her off while driving by his/her bus stop) right in the head.

It is a day when a little kid is kicked in the head for spewing insults at somebody older than him/her, breaking one of the most respectable morals of all: "Do not disrespect your elders."

To sum things up, if this uncelebrated day was recognized by americans, and then legalized, there would be a lot of little kids out there with foot prints on their fore heads.

Little Timmy, for know perticular reason, began to shout incoherent profanity at the stranger who walked by him as he sat on his porch. "HAHA you stupid ass stupid butt douche ass."

The stranger approached little Timmy, calm, and said, "Why little boy, do you know what day it is?"

Confused, his brow furrowing, the boy replied, "No, what?"

The stranger huffed in a great breathe of air, open his eyes really wide like a madman, and yelled, "KICK A LITTLE KID DAY!!!" as he through the hardest kick he could manage right at the little boys fore head.

Kick A Little Kid Day by Jacob The Red August 29, 2006

stoop kid 

a kid whoose afraid to leave his stoop (see. stoop) will not play games with other children and only interacts as they walk passed, often bullied and teased.

see. hey arnold : stoop kid

stoop kid by anticon February 1, 2005

Band kid 

Kaleb

Kaleb is a band kid

Band kid by Kalebssecretadmirer July 1, 2021

Indie Britpop Kid

Pretty much like indie kids, but the britpop kids aren't too fussed about their music being 'non-mainstream'. Their bands of choice usually include Oasis, The Libertines & The Fratellis. Most of it is either soft electric or acoustic guitar, and the singers can actually sing.
Indie Boys usually wear jeans, which can be skinny (but not too skinny) or baggy, with an obscure band teeshirt and a bizarrely coloured hoodie and converse/dunlops.
The girls are divided into two groups, there's the indie vintage girls who wear things like tweed, a lot of fifties style things, long knee length socks, silk scarves and look incredibly expensive. The other kind dress more like the boys, with band shirts or just shirts with a cool logo, hoodies, skinny jeans and converse. The indie boy DOES NOT wear make up. The indie girl wears a small amount but not over emo eyeliner and never, ever lipgloss.
New rave is very influential over the indie stereotype and indie kids have taken on a lot of neon-techno-rave gear. Inspired by bands such as Klaxons, CSS, and Hadouken! the basic uniform remains the same except the hoodies become bolder and the girls wear a lot of neon eyeshadow. Large sunglasses (obscure only, mind) are also common amongst indie britpoppers.

Indie Britpop kid: Hey, you okay?
Wannabe Indie Kid: yeah. i totally dig your babyshambles tee.

later that night the wannabe goes home and downloads babyshambles' entire discography.

wannabe is not cool.

Indie Britpop Kid by India H May 29, 2007

Suburban kid 

A kid with parents who are middle class. Contrary to popular belief, most do not attend a private school. Depending on the town they don't always go to predominantly white schools either, although some do. They aren't poor but they aren't rich. Most know the meaning of a dollar, but some don't. Just like everything in this world, they are not just one thing. They all can't be generalized as pretentious people who expect everything on a silver platter. Just because they had a good up-bringing and lived in a nice neighborhood doesn't mean they are what you think they are.

That suburban kid must be chillin.

Suburban kid by SSwiss420 December 7, 2011

Kandi Kid 

Kandi kids are people who go to raves, and wear kandi. Kandi is made of pony beads and elastic string made up into bracelets, cuffs, necklaces, anklets, bikinis, visors etc. Most Kandi kids have rave names, sort of like an alias. They are always in high spirits around the rave scene. Most kandi kids will wear kandi regardless if they are at a rave or not. Kandi kids also like to give away kandi, little toys, hugs and sometimes kisses. They also normally wear children's clothing(Scooby-Doo, Hello Kitty, Invader Zim etc.) and baggy pants/skirts with stockings or long colorful socks. This group of people respects P.L.U.R.(R.).Which means Peace, Love, Unity, Respect(Responsibility) and is wildly respected among the Rave community.

Kandi Kid's are the best people in the world. The're always happy, colorful, and give free kandi/candy/toys/hugs/kisses!

Kandi Kid by NarwhalTheRaver October 25, 2010

FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome 

A person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.

"Jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from FFK Syndrome or Former Fat Kid Syndrome"

FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome by 1122 February 5, 2009