jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004

jack sparrow

free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl

the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?

by mel October 22, 2003

jack Layton

Political leader of the New Democrat Party in Canada who tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

Jack Layton tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

by Democracy is Dead April 14, 2010

Six Jack

A drinking game which entails simple drinking Jack Daniels until 6 am.

If you were to play Six Jack you might want to do Durrell's Mom.

by raspberry DRANK February 3, 2010

Counter-jack

To steal back your stuff plus the other persons belongings.

Henry put his camera down and got jacked. He ran after the theif and got his camera back and took the dudes bag and shoes. He straight counter-jack that guy.

by G2bME February 27, 2010

fantasy jack

To masturbate (jack off) while fantasizing about doing it with a specific person.

Yeah... actually I have fantasy jacked her a couple times...

by so pro January 16, 2011

jack bitch

A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.

billy: hows it goin timmy

timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.

by olyshit December 18, 2010