human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

human cupcake by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

Human Centipeding 

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

Human Centipeding by happyanus July 9, 2018

Human Dictionary 

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher

Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.

Human Dictionary by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018

Human Beanbag 

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

Human Beanbag by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

Human bin

Someone trashy who is being used.

Ugh, Becky is such a human bin. Did you see her with Bob the other night?

Human bin by BranK18 July 12, 2018

Human Waffle 

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

Human Waffle by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Human Energy 

The grossest thing in the universe

All this human energy is making me sick

Human Energy by Divine Luck December 31, 2018