Definitions by MattyBNaps

Human Waffle 

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

Human Waffle by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018