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1 definition by
MattyBNaps
Top Definition
Human Waffle
When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.
I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.
by
MattyBNaps
July 31, 2018
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