Glone

Another word for blonde to describe someone unintelligent.

Sorry I was having a glone moment.

by glonedini July 9, 2009

goner

An inanimate statement, assumption, or interpretation acknowledged as to be completely "ridiculous" yet equally intelligent because of the perception of something great that's not really there.

The sidewalk flavored Daniel Larusso's bicuspid syrup (the goner) was great on my potatoes.

Frisbee divided by ' for crunches' equals a squirrel's dream's lockerroom high five.

by Cool Jimmy Beans August 6, 2011

Goober

Someone's private area.
Someone that is goofy.

Stop touching my goober!

by Grace Lynn April 11, 2008

Goober

This word is a ver offensive term for a nerd or a geeky type person who does'nt have any friends and spends all his or her time on the computer looking up naughty and erotic stuff

"man your a goober"

"look at that goober"

by Maligus July 20, 2008

Goober

A person who comes off as being a tough a tough individual on the outside , but as soon as they are around they're significant other become sweet and begin to show very emotional behavior not usually seen from them.

Did you see him give her an Eskimo kiss, that Christopher Eugene Williams is such a goober.

by Dave Busterfield April 28, 2011

gooned up

To be damaged by carelessness or ineptitude, boogered,

Look at that car with the gooned-up paint job.

When they mounted my tires, they really gooned up the rims.

I really gooned up my bicycle when I rolled off a cliff.

by Skeezix May 9, 2006

A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021